Southern Times, Girls and Sports

Tuesday afternoon while watching the basketball team practice in North Highland Park, I said to one of my professors that this school year, instead of being a flirt, I’m going to be on my best behavior and focus on getting out of college and on with my life.

“You just mentioned that you weren’t going to talk about girls this year,” he said, “and you did.”

“That doesn’t count,” I said.

With two days to go until the beginning of the volleyball season in which I’ll be the public address announcer for the team, everything I set out to do this school year is in so many words got thrown out the window when I ran into one of the new players Wednesday afternoon.

“You one of my Myspace friends,” I said to her, “I’m pretty certain because I sent a message to you on there during the summer.”

“I am?” the girl asked.

“Yeah,” I replied.

“Well since you’re going to be doing the announcing for volleyball, then we’re going to have to be friends.”

Indeed and in the meantime, I’m going to have to think long and hard about what I had planned to do when school started.

Uh……………………….I don’t think so.

This entry was posted on Wednesday, August 27th, 2008 at 5:29 pm and is filed under southern fried girls. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.