Little sisters can be a big help
By Doc Hancock on Nov 5, 2008 in southern fried girls
If Terrell Owens had came to the movie night that yours truly was in charge of at the apartment complex that he lives in, more than likely he would have never asked for a bag of popcorn.
Last night as our student goverment organization began a week devoted to diversity by watching the criticially acclaimed “Crash”, I decided to try my hand at popping popcorn for the guests that were coming in.
“Are you sure know what you’re doing?”, our student body president, which at a time was for better or worse my neighbor asked.
“It’s quite easy,” I replied, “You just read the directions on the machine.”
After pouring the butter and corn into the popper and waiting ten minutes for something to pop, the only thing that came out of my wait for popcorn was a single kernel.
“Are you sure you know what you’re doing?” they asked again.
“Yeah,” I again replied.
What our student body president and vice-president didn’t realize until much later on that something was in fact wrong with the machine.
“Ryne,” they said, “we thought you said you knew what you were doing.”
Apparently, and this goes back to the fact that both the president and vice-president knew what they were doing, not like Bush and Cheney, the popcorn popped and we all went on with our lives.
