Some Of My Thoughts On Life
1. A girl wearing a tank top with jeans and Air Force Ones is sexier than a girl in stilletos.
2.There are more Republicans in Nashville-Davidson County than Democrats.
3. The Memphis Flyer should be a daily while the Commercial Appeal should be weekly.
4. Blogger Paul Ryburn is God disguised as Paul Ryburn.
5. Crichton should never play Memphis in basketball. Volleyball, soccer, softball, and baseball are fine but never basketball.
6. The best movie ever made that never won an Oscar was “Malcolm X”
7. Bobby Caldwell was a black guy trapped in a white guy’s body.
8. A girl who shares her birthday with Albert Pujols is a keeper unless she roots for the Cubs or Yankees.
9. Union University is the Notre Dame of the NAIA. Arrogant assholes.
10. A small christian school with hot chicks is better than a large school with hot chicks. They’re more approachable.
11. Nobody cares about the Memphis Grizzlies. The ones that do are crackheads or just don’t know basketball if it fell into their lap.
12. Jennifer Love Hewitt was the first white girl to have an ass black guys like myself could appreciate.
13. Two places to never try to flirt with a girl if you’re from Memphis: Mayfield, Kentucky or Blue Mountain, Mississippi.
